Who would be in your 2018 county side?

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As the heat of summer mellows into the fruitfulness of early Autumn and the chill of mid-September reminds us that winter preparations or tours cannot be too far ahead, somehow or other cricket is still being played!

As I write this only Surrey have been assured of one of the season’s prizes – and it’s the top prize too! Championship winners for the first time in 16 years and it means that each of the county sides who have my membership to support them have won the top prize in each of the last three seasons – Middlesex in 2016, Essex last year and Surrey this! Any offers for my support for next season?

This time of the season is one for reflection – of what might have been, what should have been – and also one of starting to look forward to next year and who will be released or who’s retiring? Cook from tests (but back to Essex – he’ll have to earn his way into the side but at who’s expense?), Foster from Essex, Collingwood at Durham, Trott at Warwickshire and so forth.

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Today also means that I’ve seen 16 of the 18 first class counties in some format of the game this summer, four international sides (including WI ‘A’), three tests, one one-day international and close to 40 days of the finest 1st class cricket contest in the world and the one with the most regular followers (ok, there are lots more fans in India and elsewhere who follow the game but I’m talking first class cricket).

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So, having seen so many sides and so much cricket, who makes it into my ‘county’ side for the summer? I’ve deliberately left out current and recent past-England test and ODI players and also current overseas Test players and also restricted it to who I’ve seen live!

To start with a few names/ideas and then to whittle them down:

Opening batsmen – not a wide choice here:

  • Burns (Surrey)
  • Livingstone (Lancashire)
  • Davies A (Lancashire)
  • Gubbins (Middlesex)

Batsmen – more of a choice to cover numbers 3 onwards:

  • Denly (Kent)
  • Lawrence (Essex)
  • Brook H (Yorkshire)
  • Kuhn (Kent)
  • Bell (Warwickshire)
  • Trott (Warwickshire)
  • Hildreth (Somerset)
  • Vilas (Lancashire)
  • Borthwick (Surrey)
  • Pope (Surrey)
  • Clark J (Worcestershire)

Keepers:

  • Moores (Nottinghamshire)
  • Foakes (Surrey)
  • Simpson (Middlesex)

All rounders:

  • Patel (Warwickshire)
  • Stevens (Kent)
  • Harris (Middlesex)

Bowlers (fast)

  • Brooks J (Yorkshire)
  • Siddle (Essex)
  • Morkel (Surrey)
  • Porter (Essex)
  • Clarke R (Surrey)
  • Abbott (Hampshire)

Bowlers (slow)

  • Bess (Somerset)
  • Harmer (Essex)
  • Twohig (Worcestershire)
  • Virdi (Surrey)

And before I get to my eleven – a few names to look out for in the future:

  • Bamber (Middlesex)
  • Pennington (Worcestershire)
  • Pepper (Essex)
  • Jacks (Surrey)

But my best county XI of the season is (and assuming all playing at their peak and fitness):

  1. Burns (Surrey)
  2. Livingstone (Lancashire)
  3. Lawrence (Essex)
  4. Bell (Warwickshire)
  5. Pope (Surrey)
  6. Foakes (Surrey)
  7. Stevens (Kent)
  8. Clarke R (Surrey)
  9. Morkel (Surrey)
  10. Siddle (Essex)
  11. Virdi (Surrey)

Sorry – there seems to be a Southern and Surrey ‘bias’ but Surrey have taken all before them in the Championship and Kent all before them in all competitions!

More reflections and forecasts to follow!

‘We shall not see his like again’

Today all the focus is on the Oval and Cook’s book-ending his test career with hundreds (both against India). But the game is more than just one player, it’s about 11 players, two teams, respect for the umpires, the spirit of the game, the fun and enjoyment be it as a player or spectator, team work, strategy, skill, planning, execution, weather, ground conditions, playing conditions, laws, scoring, rituals, lunch and tea, and, above all, the feeling that whatever else is happening cricket will be there in whatever format.

So, a break away from the test arena sees another round of Championship matches – and, ok, I’ve had my gripes this summer about the placement of the Championship in the calendar but I do worry- as I write this sitting in front of the Lords pavilion wickets are tumbling like ninepins not only here – 11 have fallen in half a days play – but also across the country…71 at the last count at 2.40pm ( but none at the Oval!). That’s 71 in nine games (and one of those has only just started due to weather). That’s one fifth of the total possible in just over 12% of the total playing time.

Now, either there’s been an outbreak of excellent bowling across the nation since last week or everyone’s playing on green tops but no…there’s a sense of end of term/season about the play or have skill levels suddenly dropped among county cricketers? No one seems to be able to, or want to, be patient and build innings, bat for the sake of batting and the pleasure of scoring runs. So thank you Alistair…you are unique and one of a long line of patient, run scoring batsmen who take and give pleasure just by scoring runs. And if today is any guide…and we’ve seen the same earlier in the season, then, yes, we shall not see your like again. And as the ECB want to kill off the Championship (or at least increasingly marginalise it), that rings ever more true. And another wicket falls here at Lord’s…and it’s not yet 3pm! Time for afternoon tea for me!

Today at the test – the best of times, the worst of times

England v India 5th test 3rd day, Oval…September 9, 2018

England with eight second innings wickets remaining lead by 154 runs

The scorecard needs no further introduction but suffice to say England are in the box seat. Today I’ve seen the best of times and the worst of times – or the best of test cricket and the worst. Let’s deal with the worst…cricket is an entertainment business especially so if it needs to get more bums on seats live and on tv/radio across the world.

Therefore when I pay my hard earned cash for a days play of 90 overs in six hours, that’s what I expect! Not 86 in six and a half hours! What would the public say if the RSC or the NT put on a play or event which they didn’t complete even when they ran over time! Imagine the next time you go to the cinema or a concert that the film finishes before the end or a singer stops half way through their final song/set? Would anyone be happy? Would you want some cash back? But, with cricket it’s ok? Imagine a premier league game or a Six Nations game stopping short? Happy punters? Think not.

Today we had the farce of England’s two ‘premier’ fast bowlers taking 11 minutes between them to bowl two overs – 12 balls? We had field changes…personnel not places, practice bowling and endless committee meetings to decide what to do next! I pay my cash to watch cricket not committee meetings. And to add insult, the Indian batsmen who were only slightly joining in, were told to hurry up!

The ICC have been threatening to do something about this for some time…a vague threat of financial penalties but none has ever been levied! The idea of a stop clock is being considered but let me suggest the following as a cure. The day is supposed to be 90 overs and played over three sessions of two hours each – the break being for feeding the players. So, if they can’t finish each session of 30 overs on time, then they keep playing until they do! If that means lunch is 10 minutes instead of 40 or tea five instead of 20, then so be it! Hitting players were it hurts…teams march on their stomachs too, then they won’t do it more than once!

Management theory about meetings comes into play here – I used to chair weekly team meetings many years ago. Each went on for hours and then I read of the concept of standing meetings – no furniture whatsoever – two hour meetings were done in 25 minutes! And when we went back to seated meetings they never lasted long again! Cricketers will suffer once…then never again!

Then we had the sight of captaincy in chaos! At one stage Buttler, Stokes, Bairstow, Anderson and Broad were individually acting as captains and Joe let them! The rumblings in the Pavilion were that he needs to get a grip! At the moment he’s a ‘Plan A’ captain (Cook for all his batting brilliance was also a Plan A captain). What I mean is that if the first plan doesn’t work, then there’s no Plan B. Smith (for all his management faults), Williamson and Kohli are all Plan B and C captains…Joe needs to learn and step up.

So to the best of times…whilst it’s sad to see Cook retire (and it comes to us all), and people are asking ‘why?’ as to ‘why haven’t you?’, the pure outpouring of respect, love and sheer admiration for the man and his commitment, skills and tenacity, and possibly sheep farming, manifested itself in the Oval standing to a man (and woman and child) to applaud him all the way to the wicket and more! Grown men welling up, lips trembling…very un-British but the best of times…and rewarded with an unbeaten 46.

And finally, perhaps following my blog on Friday principals have replaced principles in advertising…but it begs the question- how is it that they have time to put it right, but not time to do it right first time. Or have I drifted into the over rate debate again?

But the best outweighs the worst!

Principals and principles…or how England threw it away (again).

OCS stand…let’s take a closer look at that ad!
So…I use this company for construction and project management and if I want any principles designed- namely theories, policies, etc but surely I want a lead-designer?

The last test of the summer traditionally at the Oval is a time to reflect on the summer as it passes, contemplate the winter ahead, say farewell and look forward- the sort of place and time the Roman god Janus would love.

We say farewell and thank you to Alistair Cook after sterling service for England as one of the giants straddling the current game. I stress current since it’s unfair to compare current and past players in terms of greatness, the best ever, ‘there’ll never be another one’ so whilst Cook has all the statistics and records, he’s one of many great and good players we have seen at this level of the game. To help put this in context, choosing another ‘great’ at random, say Cowdrey; Cook may have passed his total test runs (12,000 vs 7,500 in round terms), he’s nowhere near Cowdrey’s 42,000 first class runs and won’t get there even if he plays all of the matches in the next three years for Essex. So let’s enjoy the ‘here and now’ and not get too carried away with the hyperbole!

The principle of winning the toss and batting was followed (for once) and the first session was one of attrition and probing- each side probing the other, batsmen playing for their places (Jennings) or just savouring the occasion to put down a decent score. Lunch at 67/1 hinted at slow play, good bowling and the principle of building an innings over time. Jennings looks unconvincing (still) and Ali at number 3 just doesn’t look or feel right at present. But time will tell.

The afternoon session sees the game swinging towards England as the game trundles on with no wickets falling, few runs but Cook reaches his 50 and Ali grafting. The principal and principles! Tea arrives at 130/1. India looking as they have done all day as not wanting to be here but only just more than England who don’t seem to have the heart.

After tea, the principal departs for a fine 70 but then the wheels come off; Ashwin strikes with a series of lbws,root and Bairstow fall for ducks (Joe must learn that reviews are for when you think the umpire has made a mistake! Not the Stuart Broad theory of DRS).

Principles seem to go out of the window for England and 133/1 becomes 198/7 by the close…a veritable procession! But we’ve seen this in the past so we should not be and are not shocked nor does the fact that England can’t play spin come as a surprise.

Perhaps the principles weren’t designed by the company advertising above?

A day the pundits would say for the connoisseur (aka not a lot of runs, action or excitement) but Kohli and India are happier with their days work than England. Take the principal score out of the equation and it looks a lot worse.

And finally…photos to say a thousand words…

Words not needed? Essex strain whilst Hampshire take time.

Oops…Vince falls early and it looks like a short day in prospect
Edged but missed, very difficult chance
Camera can lie…looks like an edge but no!
Night watchman hangs around
One to remember in the cold days ahead!
Hampshire eventually decide that they need to resist the Essex attack
Fielding on your knees! One day they’ll change the laws to stop this but it seems a fair approach
Ravi into the attack (eventually) and in full flow!

Fewer words today as I expected a short day but Essex strained until the last hour and Hampshire found some resistance eventually to take this match close to the end of the day.

At one stage a lunch finish looked on the cards as two early wickets fell – Vince has done himself few favours here in making a case for the Test side but county cricket seems to have little relevance when it comes to selection. Abbott hung around too long as a night watchman until he ran himself out after an hours play. The edge went off the game from this point. Essex just couldn’t get the breakthrough needed and Hampshire found a bit more resistance with Northeast and later Alsop and Berg digging in as best they could. Hampshire should have done a lot better and with results elsewhere going against them, they find themselves in danger of relegation whilst Essex with the eventual win should have made themselves safe.

Neither side impressed in this match, Sussex were too ‘in your face’ against Middlesex and came unstuck. The latter’s rebuilding is making some progress. Notts have fallen away after their early season successes and seemed to be more champs than chumps when they met Essex at Chelmsford but Surrey just motor on. The crunch comes at Ciderabad in mid month!

Nostalgia- not like it used to be! And I’m confused too!

Third game in three days sees me at Chelmsford for Essex v Hampshire in Division One and a mid-table clash to boot! Neither are secure from relegation but neither seems likely for the drop. Day one was rained off – but it didn’t rain all day I’m told – yet the pitch looks the driest of the three I’ve seen so far and looks ideal for batting and to take spin late in the game.

Officially this is day three but only the second playing day. Essex crank up 435 and five bonus points with Lawrence scoring a century yesterday and added to it this morning. Early inroads into the Hampshire top order sees them 44/3 at lunch – the follow on target of 286 seems a way off – numerically and mentally. Vince is batting after lunch having been released from the carnage of the test side under skies which offer sunshine and cloud in equal amounts.

My confusion comes from two areas – and if you remember the spoof comedy soap opera ‘Soap’ from the 1970s, it’s just like that! Ian Holland is playing for Hampshire- nothing startling in that – but he’s an American educated in Australia playing cricket in England and named after a European country! Confused? He could be! I am!

I’m also confused by the level of security experienced this week – Lords undertake a full bag search and body pat-down (to be expected, a world class and important venue), Chelmsford just ask me for any glass I’m carrying (why just glass? Why not other eating and drinking accoutrements – china plates, knives, forks, spoons etc) and the Oval just welcomed me in! Confused? Is there a standard? If so what is it and is it being applied or is it the decision of the venue’s management?

I’m also convinced that the Championship is run for the benefit of the Department for Social Care! Where else can you corral a lot of old grey men for hours and days at a time, feed and water them so they can do no harm? Fortunately I’m not yet officially old nor grey as intravenous Grecian2000 has worked wonders for years!

So you can see I’m on a trail/thread – old TV programmes; 1970s spoof soap opera Soap, the Old Grey Whistle Test and…Essex please get your free Wi-fi sorted! It’s dire! Are you running it on a Shoestring?

Tea sees Hampshire having crashed to 117/8. Most batsmen were undone by the combination of fast bowling at one end and Harmer spinning his magic all afternoon – and into the evening – from the other. Only Vince showed some tenacity with a determined 26 but the scoring came to a long halt in the mid-60s. Dawson and Abbott both ex-Test players as bowlers are showing more stickability after tea and take the score to close in on 150…still 130 away from the follow on. By 5.15pm Harmer is given a rest from his marathon spell of 27 overs paused only by lunch and tea and replaced by Porter (also released by England) who takes the 9th wicket with his third ball. Wickets are being shared around including Bopara. No quick has bowled more than 14 overs so far so should be fresh enough for the follow on innings.

Results have come through in the other two matches I’ve seen – Surrey win by an innings and some, Middlesex by 55 runs. Both games took 2 days and 2 sessions…not an advert for the four day game! On that basis we should finish here at Chelmsford by mid afternoon tomorrow! The result for Middlesex gives them an outside chance of promotion but results and weather need to both work in their favour whereas Surrey’s win sees them at this time 55 points ahead of Somerset but their game is still in play. Surrey look for all money, and have played like this for some time, champions elect. And from what I’ve seen so far this season, have the strength and skills and squad in depth for a few more in the next few years.

What does the loss mean for Sussex? Who knows…were they miffed too much by the appeals being turned down yesterday? Did it play on their mind? I don’t know and can’t comment knowledgeably since I wasn’t at Lord’s today but it’s been said before, this game is played in the head.

Porter in mid-air before lunch but his success was not until after tea.

And who says this is a cushy number watching all this cricket?

One of three substitutes used at one stage by Essex who also had three wicketkeepers during the day!

An injury to Wheater (Essex’s main keeper today…have we seen the last of James Foster?) meant that he was substituted after lunch and by another keeper after tea – it seemed like Jamie Porter after lunch but no, just a borrowed shirt to confuse people; but by Michael Pepper after tea. Oh for Sussex to play Essex with Salt on one side and Pepper on the other and if Phil Mustard umpired…!

The last batsman preserved well but Hampshire succumbed to 172 ao and followed on and lost two early wickets before Holland (hopefully not confused) and Abbot as night-watchman kept some order. Looks for all money like Essex’s win tomorrow – 8 more wickets needed or for Hampshire to bat and bat as if their lives depended on it. Their only hope is for a Vogon battle cruiser to land on the outfield but that’s a likely as a repeat of the Goodies and The Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy on TV! Oh, nostalgia…better than it used to be?

Heat in the cool of late summer? Spirits needed!

Today sees almost cloudless skies over NW8 and the slightest zephyr keeps temperatures on the low side indicating that the fag end of summer is soon upon us. Excitement builds at this time of year as cricket leagues, divisions and tournaments begin to draw to a climax – it’s one of my favourite times of the year perhaps  not only because of the cricket but also my impending birthday celebrations next month which mean I can get even more reductions in my county membership fees as I increasingly and inevitability draw closer to be an official ‘old git’.

The cloud cover of yesterday in the South East has vanished so the question remains as to whether the carnage of wickets will continue at Lord’s? Early indications are that it may as Sussex reach 130/7 – some 39 runs shy of the Middlesex total as Harris strikes against Jordan with the ball still beating the bat regularly at the start of play. Whatever happened to his international career? This soon becomes 139/8 as Harris strikes twice- this game doesn’t look as if it will reach Saturday!

Middlesex have little chance of promotion unless results elsewhere and the weather over the next month go in their favour whilst Sussex have every chance of high hopes.

Middlesex are taking the opportunity to blood some youngsters over the last match and this as a few of their bowling stars look towards the end of their careers; initial results show promise. One surprise is Stevie Eskinazi keeping wicket in place of John Simpson – when was the last time Simpson didn’t turn out for Middlesex? All this has the potential to affect team dynamics which my regular readers will know is a fascination of mine! Cricket truly is a game where the teams performance is greater than the sum of the 11 players.

Team dynamics are never more under the microscope than at international level and with the 4th Test starting today will come under scrutiny again. India often don’t stick to the same team but have done so today under the old adage of not changing a winning team – not something that England did last time! The chopping and changing just complicates an already complex game but it seems to me to be easier to get out of the current England set up than get in! Seems that it’s a team of mates and chums rather than anything else. Ok injuries added to the problem but what justifies picking Ali over Pope, Rashid over Bess or Leach? Jennings over Burns and so forth… Ali was almost ostracised in Australia as he lost form and the confidence of his captain and Rashid earlier this summer had just a walk on part…again seemed to be on the edge of the team, almost a forced selection. The permutations and machinations are endless as seen from the spectators perspective and nothing else.

Whilst it’s nice to have an embarrassment of riches making selection ever more difficult, some older hands have probably outstayed their welcome – perhaps the teams for Sri Lanka and WI this winter will give the selectors the chance for a fresh start since there’s not a lot of time to the Ashes next summer (ticket application envelopes already building up at Lord’s!)

Within 80 minutes Sussex are all back in the Pavilion with a lead of two runs on first innings. There’s life in this pitch still or is it inept batting all round and by the Sussex lower order today? As often happens the third innings can be the key innings…we shall see.

The tension of promotion prospects can appear – and I stress appear – to spill over into the field of play from time to time. Eskinazi and Malan are making hay whilst the weather has improved as has the pitch and are rescuing Middlesex from 29/2 to over 110/2 – a lead of over 100 as tea approaches some eight overs away. Sussex seemed upset at having an appeal for caught behind turned down when Malan stood his ground. Body language showed their disappointment in depth and they were very slow in starting play again. Almost like ‘spoilt brats’ refusing to play again!

However a few overs pass, requests to change the ball were declined not adding to their good humour – it seems from afar. It appears that a player may have exchanged words with one of the umpires so much so that a) the umpires conferred b) there was then an umpires chat with the Sussex captain and c) he then calls for a drinks break with less than 30 mins or so of play before tea. The team were called together at an odd time and juncture of the innings and it seems that the team ‘chat’ was a captains monologue akin to a ‘telling off’ – all of this from afar; I have no direct knowledge. It seems that all may not have been well and the spirit of the game stretched to an unacceptable extent. I may have this completely wrong but it just seemed so unusual.

Yes…promotion is important as part of the team’s progress and development and can hold deep passion and feelings, but the body language shown when an appeal is turned down and the dilatory return to the game suggests that a few lessons about the Spirit of the game need to be absorbed and there’s nowhere better than the home of cricket to do so. Let’s hope I’m wrong!

“I reckon it’s a cricket ball if I didn’t know any better” were the initial thoughts I had for a caption but the refusal to change just seemed to add to the tension
Captain Brown seems to have one of the widest keeping stances around – almost bent outwards at the knee!

Nos 16 and 28 – just one letter away from a brilliant pairing!

Drinks break turns into a captain’s monologue – has the appearance of having a serious edge to it.

So the game continued and the frustration became ever more clear but mostly under control as Malan reached his fifty – a couple of the Sussex team joined in the applause including the one player who earlier on seemed to have a lot to say for himself – perhaps he’s had a spiritual visitation! Wickets fall but without the regularity of yesterday or this morning but the frustration builds – appeals are declined and whilst some accept these gratefully a few act like petulant children when they can’t get their own way and again the game slows as they crawl back to their places.

In terms of the mechanics of the match, there is increasing variable bounce especially from the Pavilion End and the odd ball still deviates, seams and swings from the Nursery End so a score in excess of 300 should be defendable by Middlesex, 250/275 less so but I still reckon that batting fourth will be no joy and Middlesex may get away with a win. All this assumes that the mental side of the game has not played on the minds of the Sussex team overnight/tomorrow – and we’ve seen it before, the game is 90% mental and 10% skill but you need the skill (thanks Richie!). At 210/5 at the close, Middlesex have the power to add with Malan still there, leading from the front.

Tomorrow however sees my third game at a third venue in three days – off to see how Essex and Hampshire are faring but I’m sure with the spirit of the game to the fore and let’s hope the young Sussex side can learn from what I think happened today!

Spoilt?

For today and the next three days I’m really spoilt for choice! It’s a rare event or occurrence in the calendar that the three clubs I’m a member of all have home matches at the same time.

Do I watch probable champions elect Surrey take on Nottinghamshire who once looked like title contenders this summer, or do I watch current champions Essex play Hampshire and get themselves firmly out of the prospect zone for relegation or is it a visit to the Home of Cricket to see Middlesex try and retrieve something from the season against old foes and promotion hopefuls Sussex?

Voluntary work brings me into Central London today so the decision is between two…Play at Lords starts on time whilst the Oval is delayed an hour and Chelmsford for the record is still waiting to start as I type.

As Surrey seem to be favoured to be champions, it’s the Oval for me today. The wheels are coming off Middlesex at Lords so they get the honour of my company tomorrow (and also the start of my quest for test match tickets for the Ashes and Ireland next summer!).

Looks threatening!

The wheels also wobbled for Surrey at 36/3 just after lunch as the cloud cover lingered malevolently: Notts taking full advantage of no toss and a team of seamers to boot!

However, Stoneman (one of England’s tried tested and rejected) and Foakes (one of England’s tourists, never tried tested but also it seems rejected) restore considerable order with a partnership of 90 as Foakes falls for 48 – both seemed to struggle against the spinner Patel.

Batting is hot work even in the cool of August

Jacks came to the rescue and forged another excellent partnership with Stoneman adding 78 for the 5th wicket before he (Jacks) too fell for 48.

Stoneman made waves towards the direction of the England selection panel as he masterfully made 99no at the end of the day which sees honours even, I would suggest with Surrey 256/6 with power to add from Stoneman and Curran (T). Just shows their strength in depth and I find it difficult to look beyond them for the Championship.

Billy Root getting back to his roots to field but still can’t stop the buzzers!

Meanwhile across the river, wickets fell like nine-pins – 16 in the day – in what May become an interesting game so its NW8 for me next!

Rituals rules and superstitions

 

Virdi misses a straight one!

Day 3 of possibly and hopefully the last day/night pink ball experiment in the County Championship at the Oval sees Surrey trying to eke out a large a lead as possible and to occupy the crease for as long a possible so that Lancashire face whatever additional challenges the pink ball lottery brings once the sun starts to sink. Different balls in each division has tended towards the second division pink matches seeing very low scores and a ‘no contest’ or one-sided contest as soon as it starts to get dark but this has not tended to be the case in the first division. Nonetheless the scores here are on the low side and a century would be a thing to behold!

By ‘lunch’ Surrey had reached 278/8 – a lead of 242 which is probably not enough; chasing anything over 300 here would be a challenge but a contest for each side. Another knockabout partnership between Morkel and Dernbach has brought some level of respectability and a 50 partnership before Virdi fails to spot a straight one and is bowled ‘neck and crop’ as Surrey make 306 – Lancashire need 271 to win in four, almost five sessions – potentially two of those under lights. However, they take off a such a rate that a finish today is a possibility.

As Surrey take the field, the ritual of having the umpires leading the players on to the field as if some village elders or judges in procession strikes me as just one of the many rituals, rules and superstitions that have developed into the game over the centuries; some progressed into laws whilst others are custom and practice. It’s always an interesting concept for non-cricketers that the way the game is played is governed by laws and not by rules. Rules can be bent and broken but laws are just the latter – broken or observed…not half way house!

So here goes for those I could think of whilst watching the match unfold:

  • A break for lunch and tea – the inner ‘man’ needs feeding for such a long game!
  • Umpires lead the players onto the field at the start of play
  • Batsmen lead the players off at the formal breaks
  • A ritual seen this year more than ever is the one-field checking of bat widths (there is a law about bat width but until this year not ever seen to be checked so closely)
  • The courtesy of being told when the bowling is being changed or the bowler is changing from round to over the wicket
  • Rain and bad light – rituals all of their own!
  • To walk or not walk – common courtesy or…?
  • Unwritten rule that spectators don’t move between deliveries (if only!)
  • Umpires checking mid-over regarding the number of balls bowled – again more prevalent this season
  • Rule that you don’t bowl a beamer
  • White clothing used to be part of the ritual but players now revert to both coloured and white (the game was originally played in coloured clothing…it’s only the Victorians who changed it!)
  • Applause for any 50, 100, 150 in whatever it may be – perhaps not for bowling figures though…
  • Fast bowlers ‘union’ – respect not to bowl too fast at the corresponding fast bowler on the other team
  • One off the mark in benefit games
  • Awarding a county cap as a mark of ‘arriving’ as a first XI player (and also corresponding increase in salary!)
  • Rolling the pitch – for 7 mins 30 seconds – no more, no less!
  • Idiosyncrasies of players – Morkel running in a circle, Anderson smoothing his hair, Steve Smith fidgeting in order, Burns bobbing, Trott and Tavare walking to square leg, Stewart twizzling his bat…and so forth
  • Superstitions – get dressed in the same order…left pad, right pad, right boot…; same seat in the dressing room every day/match; not moving from your seat once a partnership has developed so you don’t break the spell!; feet off the ground whenever 111 or a multiple is on the scoreboard or 87 if you’re Australian – there is not statistical evidence to support either numbers, it’s just superstition
  • And finally…you’re only out if the opposition appeal!

But the game progresses – Davies is off as if he has a train to catch and falls for a swift 35, Hameed’s season still stalls and just doesn’t get going and is gone for 20.

Virdi works his magic whilst Dernbach is forced from the field with an injury sustained on the first day and with Curran S also sidelined for a little time, Surrey were constrained to three front line bowlers…but they all stuck to their task!

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Virdi works his magic
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Dernbach looks pained in his warm-up routine

Vilas goes for a ‘doubtful’ lbw – but that’s what it looked like from the boundary and so forth.

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By the close, Surrey have made inroads into the middle order whilst Lancashire only need another 90 or so to win and enforce a first loss for Surrey this season.

Day 4 should be intriguing if not a full day!

 

 

Picnic or takeaway?

Mennie impersonating the Isle of Man symbol

One of the many dilemmas in life and especially at cricket matches is what to eat and drink. Either a day at the game or several days has you facing the question of what to eat and whether to take it with you or buy it at the ground.

For many a long day I have been amazed at the vast spread of delights that picnickers bring to the ground and even more amazed at how such copious volumes of food and drink are transported in what seems to be ever smaller containers, bags and so forth. Perhaps someone has developed a Tardis picnic bag.

This all stems from people watching which is another free aspect of the game and especially so when relatively little is happening as seen today at the Oval where Lancashire add just over 100 runs off 34 overs before lunch for the loss of just two wickets.

Shiv…it’s a square on game?
Burns contemplated what to do next

Surrey are hampered by an injury last evening to Dernbach which means they are a bowler down possibly for the match and I’ve just realised the awful pun I’ve made at the start of this sentence! Batting seems to be easier today with less cloud cover and humidity, a drier pitch (the darker green is disappearing) and the prospect of an ever drier surface in the fourth innings but we shall see.

So having witnessed, a picnic for one person of crisps, bottle of red, two bottles of water, two packets of sandwiches and six cakes all devoured at one sitting and possibly seconds left for the ‘tea’ interval, I wondered what else was being consumed especially considering that lunch was mid afternoon and tea would be sometime in early evening.

The takeaway dining option has a more limited choice than at larger attended events and comes with the prospect of taking almost all of your money away or requiring a second mortgage if one were feeding even a small family! Portions are ample which could also be said of many of the girths devouring such offerings and I suppose represent value for money in terms of the ratio of spend to volume.

So you take your choice – shell out or diy?

Just after ‘lunch’ Lancashire succumb with a lead of just 36. As often, the third innings of the game is going to be the key innings as batting on this pitch is certainly no picnic (highest score 61) but it could be more difficult to take out the opposition- there’s all to play for!

By ‘tea’ Surrey have progressed to 76/2 a lead of 40…one wicket being the second needless run out of the day. There’s a lot of the basics still to be learnt it seems across large areas of the game. This one will be a close one I think so every run and every wicket is vital.

At ‘tea’ very little seems to be being consumed and I fear significant numbers of spectators are heading home – seems that the last bus in some of the Surrey villages and hamlets stop running by 8pm so the non-London residents need to wend their way.

My fears re the crowd were assuaged; whilst some had started to head home, it was noticeable that several new spectators had come along straight from work – had not seen that before at these pink matches; their choice of food tended to the take away end washed down with samples purchased from the beer festival on site! I suppose overall the crowd was down by c 20% – not like other matches.

Finch – awarded his cap at the start of play- took great pleasure in hitting Parkinson (Mat) our of the attack with two sixes – one reached the uninhabited first floor of the OCS stand but the pitch is close to the Harleyford Road side for those that know the Oval. However on the stroke of 7pm he fell to Onions for 32 and Surrey 114/3. Food named players featured in another blog earlier this season!

The day ends in darkness with Surrey 197/4 – a lead of 154. They need to bat for another two sessions at least to give them a chance of forcing a win…but we shall see.

One thing for sure…need to decide – picnic or takeaway? Depends how I wake up tomorrow!